What To Do At Your Next Fashion Show

I have this great concept for a runway fashion show. All the models come out strutting in their clothes. When each one gets to the end of the runway, she stands around, looks bored for a few seconds, then pulls out her cellphone and checks her text messages. Then she turns around and exits the stage. Another runway idea: Have all the models come out with toilet paper sticking to the bottom of their shoes. These ideas are open source. Run with 'em.

Vooza