A response to Paul Rosen's letter to Entertainment Weekly

An actual letter to the Editor from Entertainment Weekly (Nov 3 issue):

You've got to be kidding me. Kirsten Dunst on the cover, looking hotter than ever, and then another seven pictures gracing the pages inside, each one better than the last? I am currently working on bettering my marriage and you come out with this? Thanks for nothing!
Paul Rosen
Rochester, NY

My response...

Dear Mr. Rosen,
In your letter to Entertainment Weekly, you wrote that you are currently working on bettering your marriage. In that case, I have a small suggestion for you: Stop writing letters to national publications in which you publicly declare how much you would like to fuck someone other than your wife. You would be amazed at how far such a small gesture will go toward improving marital relations!
Matt Ruby
New York, NY

11/09/2006 | Permalink |