Coach Snoop

Celeb get away with anything. Example: Snoop Dogg coaches his 8-year old son's pee wee football team. Now I love Snoop, but is he really the role model we want in charge of a bunch of 8-year olds? I'm imagining motivational halftime speeches that end with the kids bitchslapping hos, smoking blunts, and downing 40s. Was Suge Knight not available? Who's in charge of the cheerleading squad, John Mark Karr?

Don't youth leagues have some sort of screening process...a background check or something? 'Cuz it's tough to imagine Snoop's review: "Let's see...known gang affiliation, constant drug use, murder indictment...yup, you sound like the perfect guy to watch over our kids!"

And then there at least 20 sets of parents who willingly turn their kids over to him too. Perhaps they feel his strong pimp hand is a sign of top-notch management skills. Once you're able to keep a stable of crack hos in line, it's probably a breeze to make sure a bunch of 8-year olds stay onsides.

11/20/2006 | Permalink |