Overlooked slutty Halloween costume ideas

Bulletin: Slutty halloween costumes are all the rage! But what do you do if you don't want to be just another me-too slutty nurse or slutty kitty cat? Here are some golden slutty costume ideas that are going overlooked:

Slutty grandma
Slutty librarian disguised as shy librarian dressed up as slutty librarian for Halloween
Slutty Jim Belushi
Slutty prostitute

(Note: I actually woke up last night with the idea for this blog post in my head. It was very difficult to go back to sleep after picturing a slutty Jim Belushi.)

10/31/2006 | Permalink |