Rubies #1

The cool thing about Park Slope is there are lesbians *everywhere*...Have you been wearing some of those oversized retro glasses that are all the rage these days? If so, fuck you...Flip-flops are ok *once* in a while...Shorts are for children...Gina W said that last one. She also has an imaginary band called Head Tonight that has an entire imaginary album (my fave imaginary song is titled "I Left My Clogs in the Back of Your Van")...Use olive oil instead of butter...Actually, you can wear anything if you *really* believe it...I went to a burlesque show last week. What burlesque really means: Moderately attractive girls getting moderately naked while performing some sort of moderately talented routine. If you're a moderate person, you'll love it...Be loyal to lost causes...Given the whole grow back an appendage thing, Starfish must feel like bad-asses. "Yeah, you gonna chop that off. Fine. I'll just grow it right back [pause] motherfucker!"

8/24/2006 | Permalink |