No Longer Waiting For It

I am officially ceasing to, wait for it, use the following phrase: "wait for it." As of now.

Is snowboarding really a sport? All those guys look totally stoned. Wouldn't it be more fun if we made all the stoned guys do that nordic biathlon event where they have to cross country ski and then shoot a rifle? There'd be Cheney action all over the place.

And what sort of random combination of events is that anyway? Can we just combine any two random activities and create a new olympic sport? If so, I vote for an event that combines curling with cliff diving.

2/17/2006 | Permalink |