He's Just Not That Into You

The best gig going has to be the one that guy who wrote "He's Just Not That Into You" is working. I saw him on Oprah a while back and it was ridic (yeah, I heart Oprah, so what?). Gals in the audience line up at the mics and offer a description of their current BF situation or guy they have a crush on or whatever. And ya know what his answer was each time? Guess. Right! Every single time it was a smirk and a "I hate to tell you this but..." and then, bam, the punchline.

Gravy, pure gravy. My plan: I'm gonna write a book called "You're Kind of an Idiot." Then I'll go on Oprah and people can line up to ask me questions about their lives. In response to each one I will smirk, say "I hate to break it to you but...[wait for it] you're kind of an idiot." Then the audience will burst out in applause and the questioner will look up sheepishly and respond, "Yeah, I guess I knew that all along but it's really nice to hear it from someone else."

12/27/2005 | Permalink |