Age Talk

Went out the other night for my birthday (31). A friend asked me how I felt about my age. I said fine. Throughout my life I've always looked back at who I was three years earlier and thought, man, I was a fucking idiot then. As long as that keeps happening, I'm ok with this whole maturation thing.

And speaking of age talk, here's my smooth-operator tip of the day. It's for any guy dealing with a girl who asks, "How old do you think I am?" The correct answer is 22. Always 22. If she's younger than that, she'll be flattered. If she's older than that, she'll be even more flattered. And if she's way older than that, she'll think you're funny. Coast to coast, LA to Chicago.

12/30/2004 | Permalink |